Southern Omelet is a new weblog focussed on the City of Eindhoven and it’s 040-area.
Eindhoven, an industrial city in the deep south of The Netherlands. Down South so far even the devil won’t stay
Take 3-4 Large raw eggs, still in the shell. Insert them into a chicks snatch. Get a frying pan and preheat it to about 350 and add a little oil or butter. Then kick the girl as hard as you can in the twat. Make her run around the block and when she returns, have her straddle the pan and squirt out the eggy goodness and enjoy. Add mushrooms and cheese for added pizazz.